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An old man was eating in a truck stop, when three members of motorcycling gang walked in.

the first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then took a seat at the counter. the second walked up to the old man, spilt milk into his lap, then took a seat at the counter. the third walked up to the old man, turned over his entire plate, then took a seat at the counter. without a word of proteset, the old man quietly left. shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "humph, not much of a man, was he?" the waitress replied, "not moch of the driver either. he just picked his truck over three motorcycles"